First thing you should do today… Wait. That’s too late. You probably did something today, or a few things, or a bunch of things. Let’s start again.
First thing you should do tomorrow is click on the link above. That’s right. Sounds dumb and contradictory to eating breakfast, going to the bathroom, or putting on a sleek pants-suit. But we’re serious. If you click on that College Hunks Hauling Junk & Moving logo at the top of this here description, you’ll be taken to a land where fairies rule, where the grass is paved over with gold, where hunky dudes are college educated.
All right. That’s stupid. Click on the link and you’ll be taken to Steve Bienko’s College Hunks Hauling Junk & Moving (http://www.collegehunkshaulingjunk.com/locations/north-jersey-nj) franchise.
Got some stuff to be removed from your house, like everything in your garage (since the car hasn’t been there, like, ever)?
Gonna move somewhere neat, like Parsippany, and need an outfit of strong guys in green shirts to come and move all of that stuff?
Know somebody who should star on the next episode of “Hoarders” on TV?
For all of these reasons, and more (like if you want to look at a smart dude with muscles and the classic 5 o’clock shadow), click on that link and let your computer be taken to the Northern New Jersey site for College Hunks Hauling Junk. Here’s your chance again, since you’re so far away from the initial link, you could never raise your mouse that high again: http://www.collegehunkshaulingjunk.com/locations/north-jersey-nj
The big question is what the heck is this video all about? Don’t know? Ya see, College Hunks Hauling Junk supported a big event for CUMAC (http://cumacecho.org/), New Jersey’s most pivotal food bank, called CUMAC ’80s Night 3.0 In 3-D. It was a big music concert that raised money through ’80s music for CUMAC. Ya see the lil’ commercial in the front for College Hunks Hauling Junk, then you see your YouChoose Band perform a song.
And the song from the ’80s that everyone thought fit so perfectly? It was, and still is, “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John. Because your College Hunks are very physical. That’s why, in case you still questioned, although you shouldn’t. But then again, you just might not be as smart as those College Hunks (http://www.collegehunkshaulingjunk.com/locations/north-jersey-nj). Another reason you should hang out with them.
So click on that link and like them because they not only move you in a an intelligent and good looking manner, but because they support great causes, like the NJ food bank, CUMAC (hey, it’s pronounced Koo-Mack, by the way).
Thank you, College Hunks Hauling Junk & Moving, for being so awesome in every way and supporting CUMAC and this great YouChoose event!
For more about YouChoose, just go here: http://www.myyouchoose.com/755/cumac-80s-night-30-3-d-chatham